TLC, the network that brought you hit shows such as Little People Big World, 17 Kids and Counting, 19 Kids and Counting, sMothered, My 600 Pound Life, Dr. Pimple Popper and 37 variations of 90 Day Fiancé is casting for its upcoming 2021 lineup. If you are interested in the kind of fame or infamy that only scripted reality TV exposure can deliver, read the list below and apply to any and all roles you feel you are suited for. Due to the high volume of applications submitted, only successful applicants will be contacted.
Ice Road Hookers – Seeking escorts/companions of any gender, because an icy road is a lonely road.
Little People, Big Boobs – Seeking ‘little people’ (of any gender) willing to let our cameras follow along on their journey to get enormous breast implants.
Sweet Mother of God, Stop Counting – Seeking oddly creepy parents willing to exploit their incredibly large families for fun and profit.
90 Day Fiancé: Unbelievable – Seeking stock photo models who struggle with online dating due to catfishers using your photos for evil.
Say Yes to the Prenup – Seeking wealthy men engaged to high maintenance women with “crazy eyes” looking for the perfect prenuptial agreement to protect their assets while avoiding a fight that could potentially get you stabbed with a broken wine glass.
Queer Eye for the KKK – Seeking ignorant hilbilies with poor grooming habits and a heart of gold. Fellas, put down those torches and pick up some moisturizer, the Fab Five are headed south.
Pimp my Lawn: featuring Xzibit – Seeking homeowners with responsibilities that realize a little landscaping is more beneficial to their net worth than spinning rims and a karaoke bar in their Dodge Caravan.